shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
