It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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