A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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