After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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