shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
