I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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