went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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