It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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