Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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