there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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