Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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