When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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