watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
why is half of my head shaved?
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