I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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