My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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