I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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