just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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