the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just found puke in my bra..
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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