this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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