we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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