Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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