Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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