So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Randomize
