This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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