just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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