It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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