Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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