it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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