My friends, they love my intelligence
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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