she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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