what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I need a beard to bite.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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