I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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