dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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