He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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