I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
as a side note pls kill me
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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