Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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