well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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