What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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