yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Sponge bath it is.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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