I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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