stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
