Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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