He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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