i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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