i don't like sucking hair
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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