marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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