There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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