Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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