The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I faked an abortion last night.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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