This girl is more easily done than said...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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