Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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