i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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