You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Randomize
