Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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