take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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