i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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