that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize